1. When you spend $3 on snacks in the gas station, you get weird looks from the cashier because you ask to keep the receipt.
2. And your wallet is full of said receipts. And you resent that a little.
3. When grocery shopping you are very frugal.
4. But sometimes you splurge on luxury items. Like cheese or dryer sheets.
5. And when someone offers you leftovers, the answer is always “YES.”
6. When getting to know someone instead of asking “What’s your favorite ____?” you ask them, “What’s your Meyers-Briggs type? What number are you on the enneagram?”
7. You have an identity/midlife/quarter-life/some kind of CRISIS about once a week.
8. And you’re real tired of ~processing~ but you do it anyway.
9. When you go to parties, people pair off and………………have deep and serious conversations.
10. You’re waiting for your moment of glory when you get featured on CGA’s instagram.
11. You’re always on time to Monday morning worship. *cough* not like the *cough* staff *cough*
12. You know the names of lots of people on staff at Adventures, but you’ve never actually talked to any of them.
13. Except for the times you muster up some courage and ask for a “lunch date.”
14. You’ve been shushed by people in the office who were “actually working” while you were actually working.
15. Every Friday you scramble to post your weekly blog.
16. And you look fierce doing yard work. OH WAIT THAT’S JUST ME.
PEACE & BLESSINS. #CGAlife
